Now I know athletes wear tight pants to help with movement and to increase speed, but come on people - use your TIGHT pants D.U.R.I.N.G the event, not before and after!
The amount of sausages that were on display was sickening. And the funny thing is, is that men don't care. It's like they love to showcase their trophy to the world. Regardless if it's teeny tiny or big-and-in-your-face.
There was this one guy who was wearing the tightest pants ever and they were white. With his knob and shaft clearly illuminated...he was better off standing there naked.
I think the designer of those pants is one sexually deprived lady. She's probably obese, covered in zits and has never been with a man. She probably made these pants so that she could always view the male form - or though never be intimate with it.
These pants certainly reveal EVERYTHING. Shame, some were small and others were big. But what they all had in common was the fact that they were all pulled to the left.
For all those men who continue to wear those pants:
1. Tuck it in
2. Wear pants over your 'tighties'
3. Wear a cup
I mean seriously now... there are children at these events!
