Now I know athletes wear tight pants to help with movement and to increase speed, but come on people - use your TIGHT pants D.U.R.I.N.G the event, not before and after!
The amount of sausages that were on display was sickening. And the funny thing is, is that men don't care. It's like they love to showcase their trophy to the world. Regardless if it's teeny tiny or big-and-in-your-face.
There was this one guy who was wearing the tightest pants ever and they were white. With his knob and shaft clearly illuminated...he was better off standing there naked.
I think the designer of those pants is one sexually deprived lady. She's probably obese, covered in zits and has never been with a man. She probably made these pants so that she could always view the male form - or though never be intimate with it.
These pants certainly reveal EVERYTHING. Shame, some were small and others were big. But what they all had in common was the fact that they were all pulled to the left.
For all those men who continue to wear those pants:
1. Tuck it in
2. Wear pants over your 'tighties'
3. Wear a cup
I mean seriously now... there are children at these events!
I know some of them do it to merely show off, but as a sports person myself those ski pants are expectionally comfortable to compete in. Maybe try finding out from them why they wear it and you might have two sides of the story. Most men I know regardng track and flied wear their vest to cover the sauge part whne the do wear tights.
ReplyDeleteHi Authentic8, I understand that they wear it for speed and its good to improve performance, my issue is that they must wear a baggy top and after the race they must put pants over it. But hey, if they realised they were being 'sausage' watched, they'd cover up faster, although some may stand there and allow us to stare. haha
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